STOMP, SHOUT, SCREAM REVIEW

Stomp, Shout, Scream - Are you craving a resurgence of the beach party horror films of the mid-sixties? Neither am I...but I did enjoy this small quirky film. Its definitely not high class filmmaking nor does it ever try to be but it was definitely original in its own way. The story centers around an all girl rock band that gets stranded in a small beachside town where someone or something is killing the towns' people. *Spoiler Warning* Highlight for Spoiler: The cause of the death and dismemberment is the dreaded skunk-ape, a creature of nature that is believed to be the missing link between man and ape. The skunk ape's path of carnage is only upstaged by its powerful stench. *Spoiler End*. The movie is about a half an hour too long and does drag on a bit its interesting premise kept me in it but barely. This flick is ultra camp in all its glory, the songs rock, the girls are pretty, and the movie is a lot of fun. B-

Hulk Review: HULK LOVE MOVIE. THIS ONE OF HULKS FAVORITE TYPES OF MOVIES. MOVIE HAS BEACH, MOVIE HAS MONSTER, MOVIE HAS PRETTY GIRLS, MOVIE HAS SINGING. WHAT ELSE CAN HULK ASK FOR. HULK'S FAVORITEST SONG FROM MOVIE IS *HULK SINGS* HE GAVE HULK SYPH - SYPH - SYPHILLUS!!! *END HULK SINGING*. HULK NO KNOW WHAT SONG MEANS BUT HULK SING IT ALL THE TIME. HULK FRIENDS THE FANTASTIC FOUR GIVE HULK A WEIRD LOOK WHEN HULK SINGS SONG THOUGH. HULK FRIENDS THE FANTASTIC FOUR LOOK AT HULK THEN SNICKER AND LAUGH AND THEN LOOK AND SNICKER AT CLOSE HULK FRIEND THE THING. HULK NOT UNDERSTAND....STRETCHY DOCTOR MAN GAVE HULK PILLS TO TAKE WHEN HULK'S PEE PEE STARTS BURNING. THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONE TIME TO HULK AND THAT INVOLVED COOKIES, SOME GASOLINE, A BLOW TORCH, AND A HULK WITH NO PANTS. .

Bobo Review: Bobo hate dis moobie but don't tell Bobo's Momma. Bobo's Momma make Bobo see this because Bobo's stupid cousin is in moobie. Bobo don't care a flyin' turd about Bobo's cousin. Bobo's cousin was left in a hot car with the windows up on a sunny day in Phoenix, AZ when Bobo's cousin was only 3 days old. Bobo's Momma said the sun cooked Bobo's cousin's brain like a monkey turd on the hot sidewalk. Bobo don't care Bobo think sun-drenched mongoloid may be dumb but he smell worse than the insides of Bobo's girlfriend's taco after she goes for a jog, no shower for 3 days, and its just been that time of the month. Bobo could even smell him on screen.