Tuesday, January 03, 2006

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN REVIEW


BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - I went to see the very excellent Brokeback Mountain a few days ago. I don't really know what I was expecting going into this film. I'd gone into it pretty spoiler free and had heard a lot of oscar buzz talk but that’s it. This is without a doubt one of the best romantic films I’ve ever seen and definitely the best film of 2005. So this movie should be my new number one film of the year. Forget about all the talk about this being a gay cowboy movie. Its just a wonderfully well written, heartfelt, and completely realistic film that everyone needs to see. All of the acting is top notch and this movie deserves at least a couple of oscar nods. If you are waiting to see this on dvd you will definitely miss out because this flick is gorgeous and screams to be seen on the big screen with its beautiful shots of Montana. This movie is a tragic love story and this film got me, especially the closing shot. I wasn’t expecting it to but it did as the best films always do. A+

Hulk’s Review: HULK LIKE MOVIE. HULK REMINDED OF TIME IN HULK LIFE WHEN HULK HAD CLOSE HULK FRIEND THE THINg JUST LIKE ENNIS AND JACK. HULK REMEMBER HOW CLOSE HULK FRIEND THE THING AND HULK WOULD GO TO MOUNTAINS TOGETHER AND FISH AND SLEEP UNDER STARS. HULK AND CLOSE HULK FRIEND THE THING HAD REAL GOOD TIME UNTIL CLOSE HULK FRIEND THE THING TRIED TO GET HULK DRUNK AND MAKE HULK LAY DOWN LIKE WOMAN WITH CLOSE HULK FRIEND THE THING. HULK NO LIKE THAT.

Bobo’s Review: Bobo no like dis moobie. Bobo’s girlfriend forced Bobo to go see dis moobie. Bobo’s girlfriend told Bobo that it would help Bobo get over Bobo’s homophobia. Bobo go see mobie. Bobo come to conclusion Bobo not homophobic, Bobo just don’t like queerboy mens that put their bananas in other queerboy men's booty holes.