LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE REVIEW

*We actually watched this over a month ago and we’re just now trying to get caught up on our movie reviews. *
Little Miss Sunshine is about a dysfunctional family’s trip from Albuquerque to California to get their young daughter to a beauty pageant. I had very high hopes for this movie and I was a bit concerned that maybe the best funny bits would have already been spoiled by viewing the trailers. I was happily surprised to learn that this is not the case. This movie has many more laugh out loud moments than the trailers could contain. The cast is great here particularly Alan Arkin (playing the heroin snorting, porn-obsessed grandfather). I won’t really spoil too much else about the movie. Just go see it. Its fun, its smart, and its one of the better movies I’ve seen this year. A

Hulk Review: HULK NO LIKE MOVIE. HULK CONFUSED. HULK GO SEE MOVIE EXPECTING HAPPY TIME SUNSHINE MOVIE AND INSTEAD SEE MOVIE WITH CUSSING, YELLING, DEATH, AND DARKNESS. WHILE HULK IS SAD FROM WATCHING MOVIE EVERYONE ELSE IN THEATER IS LAUGHING. HULK JUST DOES NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Bobo Review: Bobo did not go see dis moobie. Bobo instead secretly went to see a much better beauty pageant. You see everyone knows Bobo loves the beautiful ladies but sometimes Bobo’s desires will want a change and he will want a taste of something different. Now before you think that Bobo would want to look at some dudes you would be wrong and if you did think that then Bobo will come to your house and sh*t on your head. If you lIve too far away Bobo will sh*t in a box and mail it to your house. But when Bobo wants a little something different he goes to the shake joint of Big Bertha’s House Of A Whole Lotta Shakin’. Appropriately Big Bertha was putting on the Big Miss Sun pageant where the girls are so big they can block out the sun. The one ton of love that caught Bobo’s eye was Rotunda. She had on an itty bitty leopard print bikini that left nothing to the imagination. She offered Bobo a lap dance but Bobo was afraid Bobo would lose the use of his legs if we went through with it. Bobo declined and instead proceeded to watch her jiggle in all her magnificent glory.

THE ILLUSIONIST REVIEW

The Illusionist on the surface is a period piece about a magician bucking the system in Austria. The movie also tries to be a love story and it also tries to be a mystery. Edward Norton (playing the title character) and Jessica Biels (playing Sophie the love interest) offer very decent performances but I really didn’t buy into their chemistry. Predictably Sophie is engaged to the Crown Prince Leopold (played by Rufus Sewell) and he has the Chief Inspector (the awesome Paul Giamatti) keep tabs on her whereabouts. I won’t spoil what happens next but just know that the outcome was predictable but the journey was fun. I think the movie tries really hard and mostly succeeds. C+

Hulk: HULK NOT SURE IF HULK LIKE MOVIE. HULK REALLY LIKE THE NEAT-O MAGIC SHOWS BUT HULK NOT REALLY LIKE REST OF MOVIE. AFTER HULK LEFT MOVIE THERE WAS A MAN OUTSIDE DOING CRAZY MAGIC CARD TRICKS FOR MONEY. THE MAN YELLED OUT TO HULK AND SAID, “HEY, GREENIE, COME OVER HERE. I GOT A GAME FOR YOU TO TRY OUT”. HULK LOVE PLAYING GAMES. THE MAN THEN LAID OUT 3 CARDS ON A CARDBOARD BOX AND SHOWED HULK THE CARD WITH THE NUMBER 2 WITH SOME HEARTS ON IT. THE MAN THEN MOVED THE CARDS AROUND SO FAST HULK COULDN’T KEEP UP. THEN THE MAN TOLD HULK TO PICK THE CARD THAT WAS THE 2 OF HEARTS. SO HULK DID BUT THIS TIME THE CARD WAS A 10 WITH DIAMONDS. OH WELL. THEN THE MAN TOLD HULK THAT HULK NEEDED TO PAY $5. THE MAN THEN SAID “DOUBLE OR NOTHING TO PLAY AGAIN”. HULK NO UNDERSTAND BUT HULK AGREED. THE MAN SHOWED HULK THE 2 CARD WITH THE HEARTS AND THEN STARTED MOVING THE CARDS AROUND AGAIN. HULK CONCENTRATED REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HARD. THIS TIME HULK WAS GONNA WIN FOR SURE. BUT HULK PICKED THE 10 WITH DAIMAONDS AGAIN. FOR SOME REASON IN THE BACK OF HULK’S MIND HE HEARD A SOUND LIKE WHAAWHAUUUU. HULK THEN TURNED TO LEAVE AND THE MAN TOLD HULK”HEY BUDDY YOU NEED TO PAY ME $10”. HULK TOLD THE MAN “HULK NO HAVE MONEY. HULK’S RIPPED YET STYLISH PANTS ONLY HAVE POCKETS BIG ENOUGH FOR MOVIE AND POPCORN AND HULK HAS ALREADY SPENT THAT.” THE MAN THEN PULLED OUT A BASEBALL BAT AND STARTED HITTING HULK IN THE HEAD. HULK JUST LOOKED AT THE MAN FOR A FEW LONG SECONDS AND THEN HULK GRABBED THE MAN LIKE A FOOTBALL AND PUNTED HIM AS FAR AS HULK COULD. DON’T NOBODY HIT THE HULK IN THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

Bobo: What a crappy moobie. Bobo hate dis moobie. People just talk and talk. Even hot chickie from crappy god-fearin’ TV show was wasted. Usually moobies set back in the olden times have hot chickies that wear dresses that makes there boobies look like they are about to pop out and let Bobo get a peek of the nips but this time the chickies are more covered up than the dudes. Sure you get to see a pretty face but a pretty face is only good for target practice for Bobo’s love cannon.