Thursday, September 21, 2006

LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE REVIEW


*We actually watched this over a month ago and we’re just now trying to get caught up on our movie reviews. *
Little Miss Sunshine is about a dysfunctional family’s trip from Albuquerque to California to get their young daughter to a beauty pageant. I had very high hopes for this movie and I was a bit concerned that maybe the best funny bits would have already been spoiled by viewing the trailers. I was happily surprised to learn that this is not the case. This movie has many more laugh out loud moments than the trailers could contain. The cast is great here particularly Alan Arkin (playing the heroin snorting, porn-obsessed grandfather). I won’t really spoil too much else about the movie. Just go see it. Its fun, its smart, and its one of the better movies I’ve seen this year. A

Hulk Review: HULK NO LIKE MOVIE. HULK CONFUSED. HULK GO SEE MOVIE EXPECTING HAPPY TIME SUNSHINE MOVIE AND INSTEAD SEE MOVIE WITH CUSSING, YELLING, DEATH, AND DARKNESS. WHILE HULK IS SAD FROM WATCHING MOVIE EVERYONE ELSE IN THEATER IS LAUGHING. HULK JUST DOES NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE SOMETIMES.

Bobo Review: Bobo did not go see dis moobie. Bobo instead secretly went to see a much better beauty pageant. You see everyone knows Bobo loves the beautiful ladies but sometimes Bobo’s desires will want a change and he will want a taste of something different. Now before you think that Bobo would want to look at some dudes you would be wrong and if you did think that then Bobo will come to your house and sh*t on your head. If you lIve too far away Bobo will sh*t in a box and mail it to your house. But when Bobo wants a little something different he goes to the shake joint of Big Bertha’s House Of A Whole Lotta Shakin’. Appropriately Big Bertha was putting on the Big Miss Sun pageant where the girls are so big they can block out the sun. The one ton of love that caught Bobo’s eye was Rotunda. She had on an itty bitty leopard print bikini that left nothing to the imagination. She offered Bobo a lap dance but Bobo was afraid Bobo would lose the use of his legs if we went through with it. Bobo declined and instead proceeded to watch her jiggle in all her magnificent glory.

Friday, September 08, 2006

THE ILLUSIONIST REVIEW


The Illusionist on the surface is a period piece about a magician bucking the system in Austria. The movie also tries to be a love story and it also tries to be a mystery. Edward Norton (playing the title character) and Jessica Biels (playing Sophie the love interest) offer very decent performances but I really didn’t buy into their chemistry. Predictably Sophie is engaged to the Crown Prince Leopold (played by Rufus Sewell) and he has the Chief Inspector (the awesome Paul Giamatti) keep tabs on her whereabouts. I won’t spoil what happens next but just know that the outcome was predictable but the journey was fun. I think the movie tries really hard and mostly succeeds. C+

Hulk: HULK NOT SURE IF HULK LIKE MOVIE. HULK REALLY LIKE THE NEAT-O MAGIC SHOWS BUT HULK NOT REALLY LIKE REST OF MOVIE. AFTER HULK LEFT MOVIE THERE WAS A MAN OUTSIDE DOING CRAZY MAGIC CARD TRICKS FOR MONEY. THE MAN YELLED OUT TO HULK AND SAID, “HEY, GREENIE, COME OVER HERE. I GOT A GAME FOR YOU TO TRY OUT”. HULK LOVE PLAYING GAMES. THE MAN THEN LAID OUT 3 CARDS ON A CARDBOARD BOX AND SHOWED HULK THE CARD WITH THE NUMBER 2 WITH SOME HEARTS ON IT. THE MAN THEN MOVED THE CARDS AROUND SO FAST HULK COULDN’T KEEP UP. THEN THE MAN TOLD HULK TO PICK THE CARD THAT WAS THE 2 OF HEARTS. SO HULK DID BUT THIS TIME THE CARD WAS A 10 WITH DIAMONDS. OH WELL. THEN THE MAN TOLD HULK THAT HULK NEEDED TO PAY $5. THE MAN THEN SAID “DOUBLE OR NOTHING TO PLAY AGAIN”. HULK NO UNDERSTAND BUT HULK AGREED. THE MAN SHOWED HULK THE 2 CARD WITH THE HEARTS AND THEN STARTED MOVING THE CARDS AROUND AGAIN. HULK CONCENTRATED REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HARD. THIS TIME HULK WAS GONNA WIN FOR SURE. BUT HULK PICKED THE 10 WITH DAIMAONDS AGAIN. FOR SOME REASON IN THE BACK OF HULK’S MIND HE HEARD A SOUND LIKE WHAAWHAUUUU. HULK THEN TURNED TO LEAVE AND THE MAN TOLD HULK”HEY BUDDY YOU NEED TO PAY ME $10”. HULK TOLD THE MAN “HULK NO HAVE MONEY. HULK’S RIPPED YET STYLISH PANTS ONLY HAVE POCKETS BIG ENOUGH FOR MOVIE AND POPCORN AND HULK HAS ALREADY SPENT THAT.” THE MAN THEN PULLED OUT A BASEBALL BAT AND STARTED HITTING HULK IN THE HEAD. HULK JUST LOOKED AT THE MAN FOR A FEW LONG SECONDS AND THEN HULK GRABBED THE MAN LIKE A FOOTBALL AND PUNTED HIM AS FAR AS HULK COULD. DON’T NOBODY HIT THE HULK IN THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

Bobo: What a crappy moobie. Bobo hate dis moobie. People just talk and talk. Even hot chickie from crappy god-fearin’ TV show was wasted. Usually moobies set back in the olden times have hot chickies that wear dresses that makes there boobies look like they are about to pop out and let Bobo get a peek of the nips but this time the chickies are more covered up than the dudes. Sure you get to see a pretty face but a pretty face is only good for target practice for Bobo’s love cannon.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

CLERKS 2 REVIEW


“Clerks” arguably Kevin Smith’s best and most critically loved film was something unique and breathed a bit of new life in cinema for me. Sure it’s full of dick and fart jokes but once you wade thru those (all the while laughing your ass off) you will find a really great movie. Twelve years and 5 movies later, Kevin Smith has unashamedly gone back to the well and made “Clerks II”. The gist is Dante and Randal are now in their thirties the Quik Stop has burned down and are forced to start working at a Mooby’s fast food restaurant. Dante’s about to move to Florida and get married leaving Randal alone in Jersey. With this flick you get the same hilarious dick and fart jokes and all the movie/comic book/geek talk but with a mature (somewhat) Smith back in control. The story has purpose and the guys are dealing with real issues of friendship, growing older, security, and relationships all through the guise of Transformer talk, racial slurs, and Buffalo Bill impersonations. The cast here is great. The additions of Rosario Dawson (Becky the clerks’ boss) and newcomer Travor Fehrman (Elias the teenaged virgin geek) are welcome and add a lot to the cast. The “clerks” have more people to play off of and most importantly it works. The dialogue is great and really shows why Smith is a decent writer. Most of the plot keeps chugging right along but it does slow down a bit at times when it focuses on Dante’s love triangle between his fiancĂ© and Becky. Every time there would be a lull there would be 30 seconds of Jay and Silent Bob hitting me with a laugh-til-it-hurts moment which gets you right back into the movie. All and all this is a worthy addition to the Jersey ViewAskewniverse films…and this one even has donkey sex. Grade: B

Hulk Review: HULK NO UNDERSTAND MOVIE. HULK NO GET MOST OF THE JOKES IN MOVIE.HULK LIKE JEDI’S, HOBBITS, AND CHIN-CHUN-CHUNN-CHA ROBOT OPTIMUS PRIME. WHY CAN PEOPLE NOT LIKE ALL OF THEM? WHY DOES MOVIE START IN BLACK AND WHITE AND THEN GO TO COLOR? IS THIS THE SEQUEL TO THE WIZARD OF OZ? WHERE ARE THE FLYING MONKEYS? HULK NO UNDERSTAND WHAT A PORCH MONKEY IS. IS THAT A FLYING MONKEY WITH NO WINGS THAT LIVES ON A PORCH? WHAT DOES A BROKEN BOTTLE GOT TO DO WITH BLACK PEOPLE? WHAT IS THAT PERSON DOING TO THAT DONKEY? WHERE IS DOROTHY? HULK SO CONFUSED.

Bobo’s Review: Bobo love dis moobie. Bobo love the way people talk in dis moobie. The one thing Bobo not understand was why did stoopid people think that skinny blonde chickie was hot. That chickie was so ugly even Bobo won’t beat off to her. Becky Mexican chickie was way hotter. Bobo’s favorite part is watching that Becky Mexican hot chickie’s boobies bounce up and down while she dances. Bobo would like to see a moobie of just her boobies bouncing. Bobo could die happy then.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

THE DESCENT REVIEW


The Descent is a low-budget horror movie that has been hyped as one of the scariest movies of all time. For me the movie did not live up to the hype but it did have some legitimate scares. Here’s the setup “An all-girl group of thrill-seekers go spelunking in the Appalachian Mountains and get lost in a cavern where pale, hungry things live.” Either you like movies like this or you don’t. I personally enjoy the hell out of fun horror flicks. Most of the time there are plot holes (this being no exception) but I’m usually able to suspend my disbelief and sit back and have a fun rollercoaster ride good time. Claustrophobia is a primal fear and this movie plays on that fear to where you want to run out of the dark theater desperate for some light. Well I say this until the “creatures” show up. I would have preferred a more realistic storyline about six friends trapped underground trying to escape out the darkness fighting mother nature along the way and forget all about the “creatures”. When the “creatures” arrive the movie then because your basic hack and slash thriller we’ve all seen many times. Your only involvement now is the guessing game of “who will survive”. Sadly, Lions Gate has cut the ending of this movie and replaced it with something far inferior. If you do end up seeing this movie I recommend searching for the original ending on the internet. It greatly enhances the movie. US Ending Grade: C British Ending Grade: B-

Hulk: HULK NO LIKE THIS MOVIE. HULK SCARED OF DARK. WHEN CREEPY CRAWLY GROWLER THINGS SHOW UP HULK GET SCARED AND COVER HULK’S EYES. HULK THEN SEE NOTHING BUT DARKNESS AGAIN BUT NOW HEAR BITING AND SCREAMING AND HULK NOW EVEN MORE SCARED. WHY MOVIES LIKE THIS HAVE TO BE MADE. HULK WOULD RATHER SEE FUN HAPPY TIME FUN MOVIES LIKE “KINDERGARDEN COP” OR “SHAGGY DOG”. AFTER HULK GO SEE THIS MOVIE HULK WENT HOME AND HAD HARD TIME GOING TO SLEEP EVEN THOUGH HULK’S WATCH SAY SLEEPY SLEEP TIME. HULK LAY IN BED AND TOSSED AND TURNED ALL NIGHT. FINALLY HULK FALL ASLEEP. HULK WAS HAVING ONE OF HULK’S FAVORITEST DREAMS. IT’S THE ONE WHERE A FLUFFY BUNNY RABBIT NAMED CARL HOPS UP TO HULK AND LETS HULK PET HIM. THEN FLUFF BUNNY RABBIT NAMED CARL AND HULK BECOME BESTEST BUDDIES AND WE HOLD HANDS AND SKIP THROUGH A GRASSY MEADOW. ONLY THIS TIME WHILE WE WERE HOPPIN’ AND SKIPPIN’ IN THE MEADOW SOME CRAZY HOODED CREATURE WALKED UP TO CARL AND PULLED BACK THE HOOD TO REVEAL A HEAD THAT LOOKED LIKE A ZIT WITH A MOUTH. THE MOUTH THEN BITES THE HEAD OFF OF CARL. BLOOD SHOOTS OUT OF THE STUMP WHERE CARL’S HEAD USED TO BE. THE BLOOD SPEWED ALL OF HULK AND EVEN ON HULK’S RIPPED YET STYLISH PURPLE PANTS. THEN THE ZIT MOUTH MAN COMES OVER TO HULK AND RIGHT BEFORE HE BITES HULK’S HEAD OFF HULK WAKES UP. GOOD THING CARL WAS THERE TO FEED ZIT MOUTH MAN FIRST.

Bobo: HOLY F**K!!! This movie kicked Bobo’s ass sideways and then knocked Bobo’s dick in the dirt. Bobo loved dis moobie. Hot chicks fighting weird underground albino baby mole guys that eat folks and crawl around on the ceiling and screaming like run over cats is Bobo’s idea of a really good movie. The only thing that could make this moobie better is if the hot chickies got nekkid and then started kissing each other (ummmmmm hot nekkid chickies kissin’). After moobie was over queerboy Mikey fartbutt told Bobo about some other ending of the moobie. So Bobo fired up the Porno Express (aka compooter) and downloaded the real ending of dis moobie. After seeing this mucho better ending the other ending made the moobie seem like rainbows and unicorns. Make Bobo want to throw up.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST REVIEW


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest - This is an interesting film in the fact that I feel that everything was done right but only deserves an average grade. The special effects were top notch. It Rivals just about everything seen before on screen. Davey Jones is so lifelike and fluid. I would have expected he was made up of part human, part animatronics, part makeup and part CGI. Nope its just a human and CGI. The CGI work is hands down the best I’ve ever seen and that’s including the amazing LOTR films. The Flying Dutchman, the crew, the Craken all of it looks terrific. This movie is worth seeing for the special effects alone. Without going into spoiler territory the plot is simple and straightforward. Its easy to follow and makes sense. Essentially everyone has an agenda and will do just about anything to achieve it. The acting is decent. Depp is good as expected but he’s not as terrific as he was in the original. He’s entertaining, funny, dastardly, and is everything Captain Jack Sparrow should be. Orlando Bloom on the other hand just doesn’t work. It’s no secret that I really don’t care for Orlando Bloom. Most of his scenes are adequate, a few are just plain bad, and only his action sequences stand out as being good. Keira Knightley is scorching hot (even though I agree with Bobo in wondering where her boobage went between movies) but her storyline doesn’t get going until halfway into the movie. When it does she’s very strong on screen. Just about all the supporting cast members from the original are back and all do a decent job. Even as I type this I don’t know why I’m giving this movie an average score. Maybe the newness and the originality of the first one have worn off on me. Maybe it’s my general dislike of Orlando Bloom. Either way I walked out of this movie entertained but only mildly. Everything is good not great with the exception of the terrific CGI work. I really don’t know what I was expecting with this flick. Maybe the third film will make me appreciate this one more. This movie does everything right in all the right places but still falls a bit short. C+

Hulk: HULK LIKE MOVIE. HULK NO UNDERSTAND A LOT OF MOVIE BUT HULK LIKE MOVIE. HULK ONLY KNOW THAT EDWARD SCISSORHAND MAN WANTED A KEY AND HE CARRIED A JAR FULL OF DIRT. EDWARD SCISSORHAND MAN WAS BETTER IN FIRST MOVIE BUT HE’S STILL PRETTY GOOD IN THIS MOVIE. ELF MAN MAKE HULK BORED. HULK WISH ELF MAN NOT IN MOVIE. HULK WISH ELF MAN WOULD GO BACK TO HAIRYFOOTED LITTLE FOLKS RING MOVIES CAUSE ELF MAN SUCKS IN EVERYTHING BUT HAIRYFOOTED LITTLE FOLKS RING MOVIES. SOCCER LADY IS PRETTY HERE BUT SHE’S SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME DRESSED AS A BOY. HULK LIKE TO PLAY DRESS UP TOO BUT HULK WOULD NEVER DO THAT WHEN HULK WAS IN A MOVIE. HULK HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO DO THAT LATER. HULK LOVES TO PLAY DRESS UP AND PUT PANTYHOSE ON. PANTYHOSE MAKE HULK’S LEGS LOOK PRETTY.

Bobo loved dis moobie. *Mike here, Bobo’s reviews’ tend to be a bit spoiler filled and his review is all over the place so I’ll be “whiting out so to speak a lot of his spoilers”. If you want to read them just highlight the text with your mouse*. Bobo love hot chickie momma even though she has the boobs of a 10 year old. How is it hot chickie momma’s boobs look smaller now than other moobie? Bobo wonder if she got that reducto surgery thing people get. Bobo still don’t understand why hot chickie mommas get that surgery. If Bobo had big boobies Bobo wouldn’t be able to leave the house. Bobo would just spend all day looking at and touching Bobo’s hot sexy boobies. Bobo got freaked the f**k out when he first saw octopus face man. What’s up with folks having starfishes and jagged bits all over themselves or folks that are half shark? Bobo loved that starfishie mens came out of the walls of the ship. What’s up with the folks that eat folks not being nekkid? Or at least the chickies that eat folks being nekkid cause Bobo don’t give a flip about nekkid dudes that eat folks. Bobo was hoping to see some saggy cannibal boobies. Boobies are like pizza even if its bad its still pretty good. Clean the mud and muck off of swamp lady and she would be pretty frickin’ hot. Bobo still don’t understand why she gave dudeman a jar full of dirt. Bobo wishes elf dude from trekkie rings movie would just die. He just whines and whines and is the worst part of whole moobie. Almost make Bobo not like moobie. Bobo loved seeing fight on giant wheel on island. Bobo jumped behind Bobo’s chair when big giant crazy octopus thing would attack the boats. Little boy sitting behind Bobo made fan of Bobo but Bobo got even with little boy. When little boy got up to go pee-pee Bobo left a little turd nugget in little boy’s milk dud box. This made Bobo’s day.

Friday, June 30, 2006

SUPERMAN RETURNS IMAX 3-D REVIEW


Superman Returns IMAX 3-D: Superman is back on the big screen. This “relaunch” has had its ups and downs. Its had Nic Cage as Supes, Tim Burton as Director, and then Kevin Smith as screenwriter only to slide back down into movie limbo. Luckily Singer was brought in to get this franchise moving again and he’s surrounded himself with great writers and a good cast to make a really good Superman movie. Now I’m not saying it’s a great film or even the best comic book movie but it is pretty terrific and as a comic book fan I couldn't be happier. I really can’t write too much about this movie without going into spoilers. So right now I’m going to just stick to being spoiler free. Next week after more people have seen it (and after I’ve seen it a second time) I’ll throw down a spoiler filled review. B+

Hulk: HULK NO LIKE MOVIE. HULK HATE SUPERMAN. SOME PEOPLE THINK SUPERMAN IS THE STRONGEST OF ALL BUT HULK KNOWS THAT HULK CAN BEAT SUPERMAN ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. SUPERMAN GETS BEAT UP BY BALDY MAN ALL THE TIME IN SUPERMAN MOVIES AND IN SUPERMAN COMIC BOOKS. HULK HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN UP BY A BALDY MAN OR BALDY MEN ANYTIME IN ANY OF HULK’S MOVIES OR COMIC BOOKS. PUNY BALDY MAN NAMED ABSORBING MAN TRIES TO BEAT UP ON HULK FROM TIME TO TIME BUT HULK LAUGHS AT HIM. HULK KNOWS HULK’S FARTS ARE STRONGER THAN BALDY ABSORBING MAN. SUPERMAN IS SCARED OF GREEN ROCKS. SUPERMAN IS SCARED OF GREEN ROCKS BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE LOOKS AT GREEN ROCKS HE’S REMINDED OF HOW STRONG HULK IS AND HOW MUCH OF HIS BUTT HULK CAN SMASH. HULK STRONGEST OF THEM ALL.

Bobo: Bobo at first did not like this moobie. When Bobo went to see moobie he was handed a pair of scuba googles. Bobo didn’t really know why but he took them anyway. At first the moobie was geek boy trekkie comic book moobie stuff. And for some reason the moobie would look fine one minute and the next would be all crazy where there would be multiple images of people and stuff on the screen. Bobo didn’t know what was going on. Maybe Bobo took some type of hallucinogenic drug and Bobo didn’t know about it. Maybe Bobo just didn’t get all this geek boy trekkie comic book stuff. Bobo then see folks with the scuba googles on. So Bobo puts his on his face. Then wowee zowee. Sooperman was flying around right in front of my face. Bobo didn’t know what to do. Bobo thought it would be fun to grab hold of Sooperman and ride on his back so Bobo jumped up and grabbed for Sooperman’s cape but it wasn’t there. Bobo figured he was moving too fast so Bobo waited until Sooperman was staying still. When Bobo saw his chance Bobo jumped up and grabbed for Sooperman but still didn’t grab him but Bobo did land on the hot chickie momma in front of Bobo. While Bobo was falling through the air and grabbing for Sooperman Bobo actually grabbed hold of hot chickie momma's shirt and pulled it down. Bobo got a face full of hot chickie boobies. Schtoing! Bobo got instant stiff banana. Unfortunately the hot chickie momma didn’t seem to happy with Bobo and she yelled for her muscle bound boyfriend (which was sitting right next to her) to “get this perverted little creature off” of her. Bobo got punched in the face, then thrown outside. Bobo’s face hurt but he was happy. Sooperman was a good moobie only because Bobo got a face full of hot sexy boobies.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

X-MEN 3: THE LAST STAND REVIEW


X-Men 3: The Last Stand – Okay, where to begin on this mess of a movie. Let start of by saying I had very low expectations about this film. After the awesome Bryan Singer left this project to work on Superman Returns I was worried that a decent movie trilogy would be capped off with total shit. Well I was half right. The movie isn’t total excrement but it sure doesn’t smell like roses either. Its simple if you don’t know the comics and you don’t know the characters and you like summer blockbusters then you will enjoy this movie. Its got all the guns, powers, explosions, and CGI you’d expect from a X-men summer action blockbuster. Now for the geek comic fan there are some things to like. There are even some moments that had me geeking out in all directions, but for those that know and care about the characters you will be sorely disappointed at the way characters are abused and exploited here. You will scoff at the sacrilege done to some very beloved characters. So I’m going to give this a dual rating one as a movie go-er (B) and one as a comic fan (C-).

Hulk: HULK NO LIKE MOVIE. HULK WATCH MOVIE AND HULK NO KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE. SOME OF THEM LOOK LIKE HULK FRIENDS THE X-MEN SOME DO NOT. HULK KNOWS THE X-MEN AND THESE PUNY POSERS AIN’T THEM. HULK WATCH MOVIE AND CONFUSED TO SEE ICEMAN BEING BOYFRIEND OF ROGUE. ROGUE KISSED HULK ONCE. HULK FELT WEAK IN THE KNEES BUT AFTERWARDS HULK HAVE PLACE IN HULK’S HEART FOR ROGUE. HULK SECRETELY WANTS ROGUE TO BE HIS GF AND HE CAN BE HER BF 4-EVER. HULK SEE CATWOMAN LADY PRETEND TO BE STORM. WHICH ONE IS SHE? CATWOMAN OR STORM? HULK CONFUSED EVEN MORE.

Bobo: Bobo like this moobie. Another moobie that Bobo otherwise would want to throw Bobo’s turd nuggets at except for the fact that it has a hot nekkid blue chickie in it. Bobo do wonder what comic books have to do with Star Trek. Why bald captain man in this moobie. Bobo worried that Bobo would be lumped in with geek boy Trekkie crowd if he was seen in moobie so Bobo sat in the back and diddled his banana when hot nekkid blue chickie was on screen… and also when she wasn’t. Bobo like diddling his banana.

SOMERSAULT REVIEW


Somersault: This Australian film explores one confused and lonely girl’s search for intimacy and acceptance. Many of today’s youth confuse intimacy with sex and never think of the consequences of their ignorance. Heidi (played by Abbie Cornish) is no exception. Heidi is masterfully played with innocence, vulnerability, and bravery but never once shying away from the self destructive tendencies that would keep you from falling in love with such a girl. You want to love this girl but instead you end up pitying her. Her journey is a rollercoaster ride of guilt, fear, courage, happiness, sadness, and eventual forgiveness. The journey starts with the pain she suffers from the guilt over her mother’s anger and scorn when Heidi is found with the mother’s boyfriend. She escapes out of the city to visit a “friend” she’d met previously only to have the “friend” have no idea who she was. The rest I’ll leave for you to discover. The film is fleshed in beautiful shades of vibrant color that are as important part of the film as any actor. The camera work here is also mighty impressive. Watching a sweeping shot of a disheveled room you would think you were watching a sweeping shot of the Grand Canyon. My only complaint is the use (and overuse) of the camera being out of focus. A few times it works but the fact that its used too often hurts its effectiveness. This movie was a pleasant surprise to me. B+

Hulk: HULK NO LIKE THIS MOVIE. HULK NO UNDERSTAND WHAT MOVIE IS ABOUT. HULK DID LIKE WHEN PRETTY LADY PLAYED PATTY CAKE WITH RED GLOVES ON. HULK LOVE TO PLAY PATTY CAKE. HULK FORGET SOMETIMES THAT HULK IS STRONGEST ONE OF THEM ALL. ONE TIME HULK PLAYED PATTY CAKE WITH LITTLE BOY NEXT DOOR AND THE NEXT THING HULK KNEW LITTLE BOY WAS GONE. HULK LOOKED ALL OVER FOR HIM. HULK WAS SAD BECAUSE HULK REALLY REALLY WANTED TO PLAY PATTY CAKE. THEY FOUND LITTLE BOY IN A TREE A MILE AWAY.

Bobo: Bobo would normally hate this kinda artsy fartsy moobie but hot mama chickie gets nekkid and that means Bobo loves this moobie. Bobo think this maybe the hottest chickie Bobo has ever seen. When this moobie comes out on the DVD Bobo is gonna test this theory by throwin’ a pound of bacon at the tv. If it cooks then this chickie is officially the hottest chickie in the world.