THE MATADOR - I knew very little about The Matador going into the theater. I knew it starred Greg Kinnear and Pierce Brosnan. Greg Kinnear was good as usual playing the straight man but Pierce Brosnan really stole the show for me. He has put the James Bond days completely behind him and made a character that is funny, charming, and pitiful all at the same time. I was pleasantly surprised by how good this movie was. It was smart, funny, and the acting was great. It did try to be a little too smart for its own good at times but that was very minimal. This film will definitely get overlooked by the masses and I'm really glad I wasn't one of them. B+
Hulk Review: HULK LIKE MOVIE. HULK LOVE BUDDY MOVIE. HULK REMINDED OF TIME WHEN HULK JUMPED TO KANSAS CITY. HULK WAS SAD BECAUSE HULK HAD NO FRIENDS. HULK WALK STREETS ALL BY HULK SELF. HULK FIND BAR CALLED BUDDIES WITH SIGN OF TWO CLINKIN' BEER MUGS AND A RAINBOW OVERHEAD. SIGN MAKE HULK ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE. HULK GO IN BAR AND HULK MEET ALL KINDS OF NEW HULK FRIENDS. NEW HULK FRIENDS VERY FRIENDLY TO HULK. NEW HULK FRIENDS KEEP FEELING HULK'S MUSCLES AND SAYING HULK WAS SO STRONG. HULK THINK NEW HULK FRIENDS ARE RIGHT CAUSE HULK KNOW HULK IS STRONG. HULK LIKE BUDDIES RAINBOW CLINKING BEER BAR. HULK WILL DEFINITELY GO BACK.
Bobo Review: Bobo no like dis moobie. Bobo do look boobies in moobie. Moobie need more boobies. Moobie had too much talkin' and not enuff sexin'. Bobo's girlfriend same as moobie. Bobo girlfriend always runnin' her mouth when Bobo's girlfriend should be using her mouth for Bobo's banana. Bobo don't give a flyin' crap about what happened on Trading Spaces. Bobo don't even know what Trading Spaces is. Bobo thought he would like Trading Spouses until Bobo found out teevee show didn't involve sexin'. Why teevee want to get Bobo all excited for nothin'. Make Bobo throw teevee out the window. Now Bobo's girlfriend's mad at Bobo cause she has no teevee for watchin' Trading Spaces and Bobo have no teevee for watchin' Double Big Melons IV.
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