Monday, February 06, 2006

MICROCOSYM REVIEW


MICROCOSYM - Let me give a little background on this one. I've never been to a planetarium and watched a movie projected onto the domed ceiling. I thought I would give this one a try and see if its as cool as I'd hoped. Boy was I wrong. This movie was crappola thru and thru. This is a short film that's suppossed to simulate being shrunk down and take you on a virtual tour of the body. Its almost entirely cgi film that's no better than mid 90's pc graphics. The narrator was terrible and was just plain lame, lame, lame. I did enjoy some of the 3-d feel of the film but that wasn't enough to improve a terrible movie. D-

Hulk Review: HULK NO LIKE MOVIE. IT SCARE POOP OUT OF HULK. HULK KNOWN FOR BEING BIGGEST AND STRONGEST. HULK NO LIKE BEING SMALL. HULK NO FEEL ANY DIFFERENT BUT HULK BE INSIDE PREGNANT LADY. HULK ALSO SCARED WHEN GREEN BOOGER THINGS CAME AT HULK. HULK RUN OUT OF THEATER. HULK THEN REALIZE DOOR MUST BE WHAT MAKE HULK SMALL. HULK BACK TO BEING BIGGEST AND STRONGEST AFTER HULK EXIT DOOR. HULK SMASH DOOR.

Bobo's Review. Bobo no like dis moobie. Bobo see manlady on chair with man doctor. Bobo get excited thinking Bobo will see porno. Instead Bobo get shrunk down and then Bobo be inside pregnant lady. No nekkid man lady. Dis mobie freaked Bobo the F**k out. Bobo puke on Old Man that smelled of feet that sat next to Bobo. Bobo not sure if smell or twists and turns make Bobo puke.

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