LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE REVIEW

*We actually watched this over a month ago and we’re just now trying to get caught up on our movie reviews. *
Little Miss Sunshine is about a dysfunctional family’s trip from Albuquerque to California to get their young daughter to a beauty pageant. I had very high hopes for this movie and I was a bit concerned that maybe the best funny bits would have already been spoiled by viewing the trailers. I was happily surprised to learn that this is not the case. This movie has many more laugh out loud moments than the trailers could contain. The cast is great here particularly Alan Arkin (playing the heroin snorting, porn-obsessed grandfather). I won’t really spoil too much else about the movie. Just go see it. Its fun, its smart, and its one of the better movies I’ve seen this year. A

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Bobo Review: Bobo did not go see dis moobie. Bobo instead secretly went to see a much better beauty pageant. You see everyone knows Bobo loves the beautiful ladies but sometimes Bobo’s desires will want a change and he will want a taste of something different. Now before you think that Bobo would want to look at some dudes you would be wrong and if you did think that then Bobo will come to your house and sh*t on your head. If you lIve too far away Bobo will sh*t in a box and mail it to your house. But when Bobo wants a little something different he goes to the shake joint of Big Bertha’s House Of A Whole Lotta Shakin’. Appropriately Big Bertha was putting on the Big Miss Sun pageant where the girls are so big they can block out the sun. The one ton of love that caught Bobo’s eye was Rotunda. She had on an itty bitty leopard print bikini that left nothing to the imagination. She offered Bobo a lap dance but Bobo was afraid Bobo would lose the use of his legs if we went through with it. Bobo declined and instead proceeded to watch her jiggle in all her magnificent glory.