X-Men 3: The Last Stand – Okay, where to begin on this mess of a movie. Let start of by saying I had very low expectations about this film. After the awesome Bryan Singer left this project to work on Superman Returns I was worried that a decent movie trilogy would be capped off with total shit. Well I was half right. The movie isn’t total excrement but it sure doesn’t smell like roses either. Its simple if you don’t know the comics and you don’t know the characters and you like summer blockbusters then you will enjoy this movie. Its got all the guns, powers, explosions, and CGI you’d expect from a X-men summer action blockbuster. Now for the geek comic fan there are some things to like. There are even some moments that had me geeking out in all directions, but for those that know and care about the characters you will be sorely disappointed at the way characters are abused and exploited here. You will scoff at the sacrilege done to some very beloved characters. So I’m going to give this a dual rating one as a movie go-er (B) and one as a comic fan (C-).
Hulk: HULK NO LIKE MOVIE. HULK WATCH MOVIE AND HULK NO KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE. SOME OF THEM LOOK LIKE HULK FRIENDS THE X-MEN SOME DO NOT. HULK KNOWS THE X-MEN AND THESE PUNY POSERS AIN’T THEM. HULK WATCH MOVIE AND CONFUSED TO SEE ICEMAN BEING BOYFRIEND OF ROGUE. ROGUE KISSED HULK ONCE. HULK FELT WEAK IN THE KNEES BUT AFTERWARDS HULK HAVE PLACE IN HULK’S HEART FOR ROGUE. HULK SECRETELY WANTS ROGUE TO BE HIS GF AND HE CAN BE HER BF 4-EVER. HULK SEE CATWOMAN LADY PRETEND TO BE STORM. WHICH ONE IS SHE? CATWOMAN OR STORM? HULK CONFUSED EVEN MORE.
Bobo: Bobo like this moobie. Another moobie that Bobo otherwise would want to throw Bobo’s turd nuggets at except for the fact that it has a hot nekkid blue chickie in it. Bobo do wonder what comic books have to do with Star Trek. Why bald captain man in this moobie. Bobo worried that Bobo would be lumped in with geek boy Trekkie crowd if he was seen in moobie so Bobo sat in the back and diddled his banana when hot nekkid blue chickie was on screen… and also when she wasn’t. Bobo like diddling his banana.
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