SUPERMAN RETURNS IMAX 3-D REVIEW

Superman Returns IMAX 3-D: Superman is back on the big screen. This “relaunch” has had its ups and downs. Its had Nic Cage as Supes, Tim Burton as Director, and then Kevin Smith as screenwriter only to slide back down into movie limbo. Luckily Singer was brought in to get this franchise moving again and he’s surrounded himself with great writers and a good cast to make a really good Superman movie. Now I’m not saying it’s a great film or even the best comic book movie but it is pretty terrific and as a comic book fan I couldn't be happier. I really can’t write too much about this movie without going into spoilers. So right now I’m going to just stick to being spoiler free. Next week after more people have seen it (and after I’ve seen it a second time) I’ll throw down a spoiler filled review. B+

Hulk: HULK NO LIKE MOVIE. HULK HATE SUPERMAN. SOME PEOPLE THINK SUPERMAN IS THE STRONGEST OF ALL BUT HULK KNOWS THAT HULK CAN BEAT SUPERMAN ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. SUPERMAN GETS BEAT UP BY BALDY MAN ALL THE TIME IN SUPERMAN MOVIES AND IN SUPERMAN COMIC BOOKS. HULK HAS NEVER BEEN BEATEN UP BY A BALDY MAN OR BALDY MEN ANYTIME IN ANY OF HULK’S MOVIES OR COMIC BOOKS. PUNY BALDY MAN NAMED ABSORBING MAN TRIES TO BEAT UP ON HULK FROM TIME TO TIME BUT HULK LAUGHS AT HIM. HULK KNOWS HULK’S FARTS ARE STRONGER THAN BALDY ABSORBING MAN. SUPERMAN IS SCARED OF GREEN ROCKS. SUPERMAN IS SCARED OF GREEN ROCKS BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE LOOKS AT GREEN ROCKS HE’S REMINDED OF HOW STRONG HULK IS AND HOW MUCH OF HIS BUTT HULK CAN SMASH. HULK STRONGEST OF THEM ALL.

Bobo: Bobo at first did not like this moobie. When Bobo went to see moobie he was handed a pair of scuba googles. Bobo didn’t really know why but he took them anyway. At first the moobie was geek boy trekkie comic book moobie stuff. And for some reason the moobie would look fine one minute and the next would be all crazy where there would be multiple images of people and stuff on the screen. Bobo didn’t know what was going on. Maybe Bobo took some type of hallucinogenic drug and Bobo didn’t know about it. Maybe Bobo just didn’t get all this geek boy trekkie comic book stuff. Bobo then see folks with the scuba googles on. So Bobo puts his on his face. Then wowee zowee. Sooperman was flying around right in front of my face. Bobo didn’t know what to do. Bobo thought it would be fun to grab hold of Sooperman and ride on his back so Bobo jumped up and grabbed for Sooperman’s cape but it wasn’t there. Bobo figured he was moving too fast so Bobo waited until Sooperman was staying still. When Bobo saw his chance Bobo jumped up and grabbed for Sooperman but still didn’t grab him but Bobo did land on the hot chickie momma in front of Bobo. While Bobo was falling through the air and grabbing for Sooperman Bobo actually grabbed hold of hot chickie momma's shirt and pulled it down. Bobo got a face full of hot chickie boobies. Schtoing! Bobo got instant stiff banana. Unfortunately the hot chickie momma didn’t seem to happy with Bobo and she yelled for her muscle bound boyfriend (which was sitting right next to her) to “get this perverted little creature off” of her. Bobo got punched in the face, then thrown outside. Bobo’s face hurt but he was happy. Sooperman was a good moobie only because Bobo got a face full of hot sexy boobies.